Social Lubricant

I don't know if anyone else may have noticed that when one picks up a slug or snail and gets the snail sliding lube on their fingers that, even with soap and water, it takes consecutive washings to remove it from one's fingers. I say that we isolate the formula for the substance they use to slide along the ground and market it as a personal lubricant for sexual contact. The product brand name will be called, "Snail Trail."